| OK HELLO for all those who, like me, are new to this page, let me introduce myself; in the past I was an amateur snail tamer and in my part time I overdosed on narcotics. having outgrown both previous accounts/feeling an incredible need to BREAK FREE and draw all kinds of weird shit I decided that I'd make this new account and fuck around on it instead. also I'm currently transferring all my previous (AWESOME) favourites to this account so if you are suspicious and think "who the fuck is this relatively new person who already has 143853068256 faves and yet NO COMMENTS ???" then do not fear, I just love you and your amazing art and just couldn't bear to leave it behind. |









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PatentRenoSmirk --> The One and Only!
Cosplay Wigs and Custom Respirator Commissions
Website: [link]
my favourite things about it :
- how all the girls started screaming when the theater opened.
- the oh so clever title sequence WITH A MOOOOOOON!!!! oman
- the fact that my and my friend where IN THE FIRST ROUND because IT WAS FULL and I ALMOST HAD A SEIZURE and LOST HALF OF MY EARS' CAPACITIES sob
my four favourite moments in the movie :
- the beautiful slowmo at the beginning when Eddypoo gets out of his car and man I wanted to laugh SO. BAD it was terrible
- the scene where Bella glomps Edward right before he COMES OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT TO KILL HIMSELF BY SHOWING HIS SPARKLING BEAUTY AND MAKING THE VOLTURI FREAK OUT AND KILL HIM, because Edward spends the next two minutes going "ooohhh Bellaaaa you're aliiiiiveeee looolololol" he was HIGH
- the Volturi elevator scene, because the elevator music was wtf and the overall uselessness of the scene made it comedy gold
- AND THE "BELLA IS GONNA BE A VAMP IN THE FUTURE, ALICE MODE" SCENE, because it's basically Edward and Bella dressed in the most ridiculous clothes EVER and happily running in a forest like the retards they are. I actually said "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" out loud and the girl next to me AGREED.
oh how I'm looking forward to seeing you on MSN asap so I can tell you ALL about this masterpiece.
hatelove, your sparkly wife
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"HELLOOOOO ALEX is that an opium pipe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" ~nonsenser
also I am SO sorry about yesterday :'C my MSN fucked up and I was having so many troubles focusing that I just... gave up OTL; sorry :'c
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"HELLOOOOO ALEX is that an opium pipe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" ~nonsenser
hint : it sparkles and it has something to do with a moon that isn't old.
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"HELLOOOOO ALEX is that an opium pipe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" ~nonsenser
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Do you like colours?
ilu
where's my porn bitch
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"HELLOOOOO ALEX is that an opium pipe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" ~nonsenser
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"i embraced the summer dawn."
at last, I succeeded at something ;V;
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"HELLOOOOO ALEX is that an opium pipe in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" ~nonsenser
I liiiiike~
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